We aren’t big on rules, per se, but we have figured out that not everyone inherently understands being a good neighbour, so we’ve had to put together a few points for guests of The Skiff to keep in mind when hanging out. Thanks to Ivan for constructing this very useful list!

Ground rules for The Skiff

1. We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone. If a key holder asks you to leave, you need to skedaddle.
2. No bittorrent, no pr0n.
3. Clean up your rubbish and recycle.
4. You break it, you buy it.
5. Coworking is an extreme sport, don’t sue us if you break a blood vessel in your forehead dealing with Windows, Apple’s DRM, or anything else.
6. Don’t be a dick.

Violators may be forced to wear sailor suits or just asked to leave.